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April 6, 2010

The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this... 
Men should  memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! 

This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!





What's for 

Can I help you
with dinner?

Where would you like 
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you 
wearing that?

You sure 
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you 
so worked up about?

Could we be 

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be 
eating that?

You know, there are 
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece 
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you 
DO all day?

I hope you didn't 
over-do it today.

I've always loved you 
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.

12 Things PMS Stands For
1.  Pass My Shotgun 

2.  Psychotic Mood Shift 

3.  Perpetual Munching  Spree  

4.  Puffy Mid-Section 

5.  Provide  Me Sweets 

6.  Pardon My Sobbing 

7.  Pimples May Surface 

8.  Pass My Sweatpants

9.  Pack My Stuff  


Potential  Murder Suspect  

Now after reading these and laughing so hard.....
Go and have some wine.


  1. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Hilarious. Here's some wine. Loves it.

  2. Baa haaa haaa! Thanks for the great laugh Heather....too funny :)
    Have a great day!

  3. HA HA HA HA, TOTALLY TOTALLY LOVE THIS HEATHER... I love what all the PMS stands for... I have only heard one, the real one! TO FUNNY POSSIBLE MURDER SUSPECT... IS THE BEST! p.s. I still want to send you a goodie of some kind... but it may be later in the month... when it does come... it will be a sure surprise. Hope you have a great day. Hugs, Jenn p.s. I truly believe men, at least for my hubby.... gets PMS... he gets so testy at one point during the month, he even breaks out, and is just rotten.. I tell him "UGHHH, YOU ARE PMSing!" after all they were woman in the womb before they became men... HA!

  4. LOL...this is funny! I've got to show this to my husband. Of course, instead of wine, soda is my calming liquid.